It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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