Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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