Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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