she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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