So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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