so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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