never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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