I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I stole a fireplace last night.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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