I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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