In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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