idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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