Who wears a wallet chain?!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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