he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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