How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I AM VODKA MAN
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I wear drunk well.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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