Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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