her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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