You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
