What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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