HIV tests are more positive than that guy
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
