I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Randomize
