how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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