the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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