He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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