Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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