Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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