oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
we should paint friendship bongs
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
