Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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