You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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