I can't watch pbs sober anymore
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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