I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
