OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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