As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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