did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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