I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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