this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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