My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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