I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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