ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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