Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Too much gin, very little bucket
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
MIDGETS
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His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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