Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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