wat bout pragnant strippers??
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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