how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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