I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
And then he peed in my hair
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