Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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