Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
