What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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