Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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