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(678): View more from Georgia

you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.

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(716): View more from New York

hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work

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(661): View more from California

I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed

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