She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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