her facebook's as public as her vagina
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
