I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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