I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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