So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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