Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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