also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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