In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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