True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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