Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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