Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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