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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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